the worst album of the year

December 13, 2006

sam’s town by the killers. if you ever wondered what is sounded like to sing with five penises in your mouth (feather began?) check out the album. the day after thanksgiving it was available at best buy for $3.99 as a door buster, and my feeling is that best buy was still getting the better end of the deal. hopefully this will be the last year anyone has to be bothered by them. runners up include the following:

beirut – if the demands of having people want to come see your show are so overwhelming, quit. nobody will miss you and you are easily replaceable.

gnarls barkley – i should have finished which ever one of you i encountered at the post-vma party off when i had the chance. having consumed a half a bottle of don julio you would have met your end. hope i don’t see you again, though somehow i am not too worried.

anything band that you read about on the majority of blogs. i will wager that you will never hear of 99 percent of the bands that the major music blogs (excluding sterogum.com) wrote about this year. as it was a good year for me i actually have the money to back the statement up, or can at least find someone who will…


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