imagine the look on poor doug’s face when he saw that trey was arrested with xanax, percocet, and hydrocodone. a vigil will be held at space force’s tonight around 9pm. the bubble blower, the heady 35 year old, and the rich guy who gives pens out at shows are confirmed to be in attendance. no word on colonel forbin, icculus, or shady dj.
with his less than stellar (as of late) guitar playing now accounted for, only his shitty fans still need explaining. sober up trey, you’ve got a pretty good deal going on for yourself and doug and his extended ‘phamily‘ can’t take this much drama.
in an unrelated note – he weighs twenty pounds less than me and is the same height, making me feel very fat.
update: according to the phish message boards – the birthday on the card he is holding is not trey’s and no officer mija exists at the whitehall police department. additionally some fans say he will go to jail, others say he will not – both are positive that they know best.
update 2: doug will be purchasing a $400,000 diamond covered volkswagon deluxe to drive down to vermont to witness trey’s trial. he’s already analyzing what trey will open with, argument wise that is.
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