a few questions for mtv…
when is john norris coming out of the closet? also, why is he using perez hilton as his fashion influence?
how can every performance be the hottest? it would be ok to say that all of the performances were hot, or possibly in mtv’s case hawt, but by definition only one performance can be the hottest.
what percentage of the rappers skipped alimony and child support payments to afford their louis vuitton bling?
why do rappers where their sunglasses inside?
what the hell happened to sarah silverman?
when did mtv become black entertainment television (bet)?
is there an inverse correlation between rock bands that wear skinny jeans and success?
bands that wear skinny jeans: the rock bands on the vma’s, l.e.s./brooklyn bar bands.
bands that do not wear skinny jeans: radiohead, the walkmen, the strokes, interpol, the arcade fire, morrissey. just saying.
why do rappers always want the audience to put their hands in the air (and usually to wave them like they just don’t care)?
luckily the time is now 10pm and time for the return of curb your enthusiasm. i’m sure it will be the hottest season ever and everyone will be talking about it tomorrow.
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