after an epic three night run at ye olde beatrice, last night it was time for sleep which lead to me waking up at 7:30AM, or apparently an hour and a half before the lower east side officially opens for business. while walking around i actually found no place that serves food open, finally opting for russ and daughters – even though it feels strange having asians serve me my bagel and lox, no offense.
about the only thing i did see while walking around at such an unreasonable hour were a lot of girls walking home, presumably from boys apartments. seeing the girls with great personalities it’s kind of like “some guy must have been really drunk and will feel bad about himself unless he is equally unattractive which is entirely possible.” seeing the more attractive girls it’s more fun – “hey, any chance you’re still drunk, want to make out? i mean at this point what do you have to lose?” really though, what do i know? the last time a girl woke up next to me she took one look at me and threw herself out the window.
Posted by painfullyawkward 
